老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，但每次讲到俘获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！

Dear wang litte sister:亲爱的王小姐

From see you one eye, I **** love you.自从看到你的第一眼，我就爱上你

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，你的眼睛眨阿眨，我就死去活来

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock feelings.
也许你不记得我,没有关子，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情

I think l should introduce myself to you. 　
我想应该介绍一下自己